thes are the funnest qouts!!! fresh2def05 (author) from Louisville, Ky on August 11, 2012: Thanks Fiddleman! Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them. hilary on March 20, 2018:. Means: If you do something facetiously, you are deliberately treating something that is perhaps quite serious with inappropriate jokes or humour. If he had engaged himself to a handsome schoolmistress, it was his fancy, and he could afford it. A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory. You need to be more funny on February 03, 2018: Good but not that good be amazing much more funny and cool things for kid and adults I read these yo myself I couldn't even laugh not even flinch not even a bit. Quite an awsome hub you've got here...totally made my night. Literally just a picture of a wall. Sentence to use it in: You should never behave facetiously when it comes to important and serious matters such as the use of fancy words. Why do they sterilize the needles for lethal injections? You need to be more funny on February 03, 2018:. It's a great word because it has every single vowel - and the semi-vowel 'y' - just once! “Affect” vs. “Effect”: Use The Correct Word Every Time.
good quotes. God created the world, everything else is made in China.
Thanks for the laugh. Money won't buy you happiness, but the lack of money sure is miserable. not sure if you got any of them bu hope you did.
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think. This is a carefully edited list of the most important English emailing phrases.
Michelle Liew from Singapore on November 19, 2012: This list rocks. thanks for sharing these, I liked all the quotes, funny, yes indeed, also a l;ot of wisdom and truth. Join The Army.
Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house. Which way did you come in? If you can't see the bright side of life, polish the dull side. 1492: Native Americans discover Columbus lost at sea. Pronounced: As it looks - this one's not too tricky to pronounce! Means: The act of deciding that something is worthless. Sentence to use it in: I am a huge fan of your lateritious T-shirt. Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax, tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough."
and then realize it was your air-freshener. "The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not." I was laughing away!! Benders often last over 24 hours, and so you might say that someone is on "a weekend bender," or a "three-day bender." Note: Catch-22 is missing from this list. I fancy that is just the one thing the human faculty is least able to cope with. I posted the link to your site on my blog!
"I fancy it must be because you call them fishes and not fish," replied Vavasor. By Jeff Haden, Contributing editor, Inc. @jeff_haden. No keyboard. so funny!!! According to the Oxford English Dictionary, pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is "an invented long word said to mean a lung disease caused by inhaling very fine ash and sand dust". You have the right to remain silent. please if you can email back on here ( check your messages) i would appreciate it thanks . It might be appropriate to use "I" in the first sentence or at least one of the first sentences if you are introducing yourself, but you can also use the technique of reversing the words in a sentnce or adding an introductory element. not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
very funny sayings I enjoyed them very well I laughed at a couple of them...aha...lol.
:) LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL, Hiiiiiiii I'm just looking for some funny things to say sometimes anyway I luv these one good job lol. There’s no 'I' in team, but there is in 'win.'. When you're wrong, no one forgets. I hope these may brighten up someone's day! I'm an excellent housekeeper.
Sentence to use it in: My love of circumlocution means you may think my sentences are unnecessarily long - but I would disagree. Good but not that good be amazing much more funny and cool things for kid and adults I read these yo myself I … You should make sure you have learnt and can use the phrases below before trying to learn and use more complex and rarer phrases. When you're right, no one remembers. Thanks again. Why use lots of words when you could use just one? Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city. Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax. The road to success is always under construction. Never answered: Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets ? I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve that either. I'm sure you'll like them as well. Half of the people in the world are below average. I love each quote, especially numbers 3 and 7. You never truly understand something unless you can explain it to your grandmother. There are three kinds of people in this world: those who can count and those who can't. . When you swerve to miss a tree . good.
Bore begg, When life gives you lemons make orange juice, then leave the world wondering how you did it. Im glad you enjoyed. Why do psychics have to ask you for your name? Phrases For Balanced Arguments. and thanks again fresh2def05 for a great read :D, Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. if Barbie is so popular then why do we buy her friends and boyfriends? . Being sesquipedalian can be rather helpful if you are doing a crossword, This new five pound means the Bank of England have decided the old fivers are worthless, Liverpool manager Jurgen Klopp is known for responding to some questions about his team with good humour, This 100 carat diamond looks perfect to us. nsp1190@gmail.com.
I need to use this in every day life at some point. fresh2def05 (author) from Louisville, Ky on September 26, 2012: Thanks for the comment Lexilove. . Man who goes to bed with an itchy butt .
I observed a vehicle traveling at a high rate of speed and verified it using radar. We are kindred souls. Silence is golden, but duck tape is silver.
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